I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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