what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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