Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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