if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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