you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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