I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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