its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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