Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Randomize