I want to walk on stilts...naked
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You pole danced in your parka.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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