Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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