Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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