This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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