yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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