I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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