Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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