I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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