turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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