Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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