absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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