No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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