Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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