i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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