I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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