Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You made out with two different species that night
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Randomize
