actually, I'm a sock model
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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