what day is it and did you see me today?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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