He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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