Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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