I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you