i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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