Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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