Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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