honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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