I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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