she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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