Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm really busy with my period
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