You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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