I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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