About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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