Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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