p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Found your dick twin last night
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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