Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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