Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
