You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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