wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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