She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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