please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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