Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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