marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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