Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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