quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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