i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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