You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
