I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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