this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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