so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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