What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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