I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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