who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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